JUDY JUDY JUDY!

The Awful Truth

Cary Grant’s real name wasn’t Cary Grant. It was Archie Leach.
He had a dog, a fox terrier - also called Archie Leach.
Archie was in the movie “The Awful Truth”. He did tricks.
I mean, the dog did tricks - not Cary Grant.

Cary Grant had the most fantastic chin.
The kind they’d called chisled in Danielle Steele Novels.
You might even say that the cleft in Cary Grant’s chin
was like the twin buttocks of a woman kneeling in supplication
before the god like monument of his face.

Cary Grant was born in England.
When he got into movies he tried to cover his cockney accent.
In every movie he was in Cary Grant
carefully pronounced EVERY syllable of ever line he spoke.

Contrary to popular opinion, Cary Grant never actually said “JUDY, JUDY JUDY”.
He DID say “I’VE GONE GAY ALL OF A SUDDEN!”.

Before Cary Grant became an actor he was a vaudeville acrobat.
He catapulted head first into the arms of Randolph Scott.
Randolph Scott starred in a lot of westerns. He got to shoot a lot of cowboys.
Cary Grant never did a western. I don’t know if Cary Grant ever wanted to shoot
anybody in the movies or otherwise.

A critic once said Cary Grant’s neck was too big.
After that he had all his tuxedos custom made, ditto his suits.
He might have had a nose job...